sprastic

adjective: energetic, crazy, lose, ready, hyper

Lets bounce our boobies around and get really sprastic tonight!
Let's just stay up all night and get sprastic!

by Maureen Fever October 25, 2011

scrattin

Verb. A slang term which originates from Northern Ireland, to describe the involuntary release of semen from the vagina after sexual intercourse. Can occur at inappropriate times, without warning.

While she was walking to work this morning, she had to stop off at the bog twice she was scrattin that much.

Her nags got soaked from all the scrattin.
I had a wile go of sex this morning now I'm scrattin like a bitch, it's near running down me leg.

by stinglikeabee May 6, 2015

sprett

to describe a bitch which is into simps

why she linking with a simp?
oh shes such a sprett

by bosssssman August 27, 2020

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

Cabra spatter

The barnacles caught bye one's underwear after a slip of an unsuspecting anal cough.. the Cabra spatter is a term required as reference intended to be used when someone is judging the spread density and stank of the wind smear or aka now known as the Cabra spatter

Excuse me there middle aged woman I couldn't help but notice you were walking a little funny would it be rude of me to suggest. That you need not be embarrassed.. 4 now there is a term that has given freedom to those suffering from this emotion... So give us a gander at your Cabra spatter so I can post it for all our followers on the Cabra spatter Facebook page to judge freely..congratulations.

by Wordney smith August 24, 2019

Poo Poo Splatter

Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.

Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.

by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020