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Donk Spotting

The act of relaxing with a relative or close friend and observing fine African american women's asses.

This sport is best practised while sat on your porch drinking beer.
Did y'all checkout donk spotting 2k11 for the xbox?
by Blonkes June 23, 2011
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sportin

what you wear for clothing, accessories, or other things you own
Jay was sportin his new kicks at the club.
by Nomad72 May 6, 2006
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snorting dragon

When you get oral sex from a woman and you finish inside of her mouth. now she has to swallow and upon swallowing, you must punch her in the chest so that she will cough. the desired effect is to make her cough up the semen and some of it will come out of her nose, therefore the "snorting dragon" reference.
"I gave a prostitute a snorting dragon because she charged too much."
by viet peter May 5, 2006
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sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.
My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.
by five9red October 30, 2009
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Snorting Bull

When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull
I gave my girl a snorting bull last night, now she won't stop blowing her nose
by peebody1001 September 7, 2016
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snorting glitter

When you don't do cocaine and you only have glitter
by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017
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Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
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