spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

spoogle

verb-
to cum ejaculate maliciously into one's eye

So I found out my girlfriend cheated on me with that punkass nerd last weekend, so when she was sucking me off today, I told her to stop right before i came, and finished off myself, aimed directly at her eye, and spoogled her sorry ass. That shit burns.

by zanthia December 15, 2004

second-hand-spooge

Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.

Ttam almost fell victim to SHS, that poor soul

by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004

spoogle

The act of maliciously blowing your load in another's eye.

Yeah, that girl sucks at sucking dick.
-Oh Yeah?
Yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-Owwwww.....that sucks!
It's okay, I got my revenge.
-Oh yeah? How's that?
Spoogle
What?
Right in the eye.

by Kevin Duffy April 12, 2005

spooge

variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.

I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Spoonee

Someone who willingly accepts the act of spooning from their partner.
Somone who gets spooned.

Michelle was a spoonee for Doug last night

by MidnightxTR December 6, 2010

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011