meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010

sporking

to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008

Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007

spooking

Inhaling household items to get high.

ie. spray paint, glue, paint thinner

Man, Sam's trippin nasty, he's been spooking all day.

Yeah spray paint will do that shit to you.

by Señor Badeass November 7, 2007

stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.

Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."

by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009

Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

That orange tent over there is shocking!

by gwinstone August 19, 2003

sockings

(Sock-ings): An item of clothing, worn on the foot, that is of sock length, but made of stocking material.

Look, Sarah has those new sockings, they are great for summer.

by WarrenTee January 12, 2008