sloof

another word for bitch ;)

ugh i hate that sloof, she just stepped on my jordan’s

by lydsbitch June 6, 2018

morning splooge

When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun

Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow

by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017

Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

by EricFaulkner November 25, 2005

splooon

The act of destroying your partners asshole.

Max: What are you doing tonight?
Tyler: I'm going to splooon my bitch!
Max: Nice!

by Mackie08m March 30, 2017

Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

by Dub Life October 20, 2009

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

by YES! October 22, 2004

Sploofie

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.

Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.

by Smau5 November 21, 2009