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Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.
You can tell Jamie is on the rag becuase she just splatter-painted the bathroom...it's a bloody mess.
by Jewexican May 22, 2006
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splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.
Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!
by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007
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Splatart

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.
Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.
by Billybobpete August 16, 2009
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guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)
Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.
by thibodeaux June 9, 2003
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Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?
Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....
by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009
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splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.
Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!
by mishfish December 3, 2009
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Splatterwag

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.
by CW_5000 December 31, 2009
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