splash blumpkin

Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.

My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.

by John Slivka January 1, 2007

splash the pot

a male on male activity involving one lubing a large stomach (pot) and the other engaging in sexaul activity with the folds.

We only practice safe sex. Usually we just splash each others pot. Tim loves to splash the pot.

by Night Poker November 10, 2010

Splash Marketing

Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.

Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.

by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011

Splash Zone

The correct distance that should be between you and the guy in the next urinal.

The distance is often a single empty urinal.

Distance varies depending on the person's comfort level.

Dude! That guy violated the Splash zone and was gazing at my junk!

I feel like I need a shower after that guy sprayed all over the splash zone!

by HungryToast June 17, 2007

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

Splash Bandicoot

(verb) To ejaculate on or inside a woman.

I pulled out just in time to splash bandicoot up her back.

by Angehocho January 17, 2011

Splash Town Handshake

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.

Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

by El Panadero August 3, 2010