douche swindler

someone who swindles douches

that guy is a douche swindler

by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010

Tucker Swindler

Tucker Swindler the guy all girls want tall with broad shoulders and a smile that’ll make you cry he’s so cute and charming with a sense of humor at the same time his laugh lights up the whole room but I’ll have to fight for that

Omg Leeanne look at Tucker Swindler over there he’s so HOT!!!!

by Makk 247068 December 9, 2019

Shit swindler

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline

Damion you little shit swindler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating

Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle

by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025

off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003