shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

by themashiara November 24, 2021

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Slime Time

When you have the chance to do something and be an absolute pimp at it. Similar to demon time, but more sexual.

Dude 1: "Ay bro did you hear Jennifer broke up with Jake?"
Dude 2: "It's Slime Time my boy"

by gxdspeed February 9, 2022

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Slimeball

A sneaky person that only likes to benefit from a situation.

Heff’s didn’t pay JR for his work. That slimeball said he gave the money to the seasonal work to skip the tab.

by Foomie March 1, 2023

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Dinosaur Slime

Geriatric woman's post-coital vaginal secretions.

Reginald was deeply offended by the dinosaur slime his grandmother left on the sofa after staying for the weekend...

by Captain Colonoscopy November 5, 2012

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boner slime

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

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Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.

Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points

by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018

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