spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes

Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

spice rack dwarf by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009

Spice Cadet 

a female girl, often younger than you, that is so good looking that she is considered "Spicy." with congruence of the word cadet and a play on term with "Space cadet." you get spice cadet.

Young Man 1: Damn, she is hot.
Young Man 2: Yeah, she is a little spice cadet

Spice Cadet by timothy2234 October 27, 2010

Spice Girls 

The Spice Girls were a major hit girl band in the early 90s which consisted of:
- Scary Spice (Melanie B)
- Ginger Spice (Geri Halliwell)
- Sporty Spice (Melanie C)
- Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham)
- Baby Spice (Emma Bunton)
They had many hits which included, Wannabe, Spice Up Your Life, Stop, Viva Forever and many more.
They're famous quote was 'Girl Power!' and personally, I think they were one of the best British Girlbands the UK has produced.

The Spice Girls - Viva Forever.

Viva Forever
I'll be waiting.
Everlasting. Like the sun.
Live forever.
For the moment.
Eversearching.
For the one <3.

Spice Girls by Miss Michaela :] April 14, 2006

spice boy 

A social group consisting of males following the latest fashions of Pink polos (that have seams on the outside) bleached blonde spikey hair & tight t-shirts.
They usually shop in Envy, Topman, the like.
They are not confrontational, but are rather cocky and arrogant. Especially amongst females.

"Come on lads! lets get these stellas down our necks and go find some totty!" - spice boy

spice boy by deanmouski September 26, 2005

spice girls 

a "girl band" (they did not play instruments) from the United Kingdom that became popular in the mid-90's; their members were commonly called Scary, Sporty, Posh, Ginger & Baby; the Spice Girls' popularity died after Ginger quit and before their third CD dropped; responsible for that goofy movie "Spice World"

The Spice Girls invented the following "girl band" formula:

1) the only one who can actually sing (Scary);
2) the butch one (Sporty);
3) the sexy one (Ginger);
4) the "cute 'n' bubbly" one (Baby); and
5) the stuck-up one (Posh).

spice girls by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

spice melon 

a type of person who performs sexual favors for older women or men

damn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had sex with that grandmother!

spice melon by john121313 October 26, 2008

Spice Diary 

The Hunter S. Thompson induced stupor brought on by smoking Spice.

"What's up with Kelly?"

"He's away on a Spice Diary."

Spice Diary by ScottJ7 November 4, 2011