After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

by IrishMike February 22, 2008

Speechy

One who fluently speaks phonetics, and nothing else.

wʌn ˈhuː ˈfluːəntli ˈspiːks fəˈnetɪks, ænd ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈels ɪz eɪ <speechy>

by Azerick February 14, 2012

Wrenny Spesh

A Wrenny Spesh consists of non contact with much loved friend of many Chris. The non contact often will run into the days sometimes weeks and in extreme cases even years. The Wrenny Spesh mainly consists of non physical contact with Chris Wren often with assurances that his physical presence will eventually arrive. The Wrenny Spesh has left much of his close friends worried that perhaps Chris may have actually been abducted and finger bummed!

Wrenny Spesh is usually ended when Chris makes physical contact and a violent wedgie attack is delivered post haste. The severity and aggression involved in the Wedgie will reflect the length of time the Wrenny spesh has continued. After such punishment has been inflicted to Wrenny his chance of child conception is dramatically reduced each time a Wrenny Spesh occurs.

You're walking down the street and who walks past WRENNY, you stop have a nice chat as you haven't seen him in ages and then agree to go for a drink you go to the arranged meeting place and wait.......and wait......call wrenny but no answer, so you decide to get another pint in and wait some more and still no wrenny. so you decide to call it a day, you then start to think "what have i done wrong" then you realise he has just done a WRENNY SPESH on you!!!!!!! we all love you wrenny just wanna see you more.

by A Wrenny Spesh Victim March 17, 2009

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010

100 donut speeches

100 donut speeches is a misheard lyric from Taylor Swift’s song,The Archer. The true lyrics are 100 thrown out speeches.

“I’ve got a 100 donut speeches I almost said to you.”

by 100donutspeeches June 9, 2020

speshls

A member of the RuneScape Clan Mayhem Makers. This definition was made by T O N C of the Mayhem Makers clan.

What did the cow say to Speshls?

Your mooooooo-ted :D

by TONC January 12, 2008