Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

by Tony Cain October 18, 2006

speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

by BBlanc March 15, 2009

speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

by tj April 20, 2005

speed bumps

burps you get when you smoke a lot of weed.

dude, i'm tripping ball sacks. oh! speed bumps!

by cbldrg29 January 28, 2010

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.

I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work

by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023