spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.

"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"

by CindaBones March 8, 2009

spactacular

1) A term used to define the actions of an individual who seems to be doing something profoundly retarded.
2) An exclamation usually said sarcastically used to display one's lack of enthusiasm for something.

1) 'ooooooo spactacular!'
2) 'wat a spactacular idea'
3) 'u no that's a bit spactacular?'

by PopeG Vth November 18, 2004

Seastrand

to be the biggest balla on a college campus/dorm

"dang strait nucca... youz a strait up seastrand!"

by bossy flossy March 16, 2008

slasturbating

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

Sasty

A mix between testy and sassy. Usually when someone is giving you attitude, or if you are joking around.

Dayummmm that hoe is sasty as heyell.

Yous being sasty today...ez there.

Don't give me tude you sasty slore.

by DieselSpeak February 21, 2011

rasta shasta monasta

Very good weed usually at a mids price. A golden find of a deal/dealer. Sometimes can be just regular weed that doesn't involve a nasty surprise later on, such as: extreme stupidity, random sleep, headaches, or wicked stomach pain

That rasta shasta monasta you got last night made me start seeing shit bro!

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007