slackery

Slackery - (sla-kuh-ree) N - the act of engaging in unproductive activities

I think I'll peform a little slackery once the boss has left.

by The Almighty Word Wizard July 8, 2005

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

snackeral

A tasty morsel or snack.

Alicia said to Hillary "Would you like a snackeral with your beverage?".

by ChocolatePirate November 5, 2020

spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

Slackerbitch

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.

Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!

by Evil "Butterfly" Panda January 2, 2005

Knacker Snacker

One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.

"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!

by Befferson 2 April 27, 2014

dash stacker

Usually a white transit van, documents, invoices, monster energy cans, sandwich packets, you name it this man has it in his dash. Some say it can reduce visability by up to 90%.

I can't even see the bloke in that van he has so much shit on his dash, he's a proper dash stacker

by Linkrapidz January 11, 2020