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South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.
Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!
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South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.
"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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south dakota sweatpants

When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.
by SdRaider August 14, 2023
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South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025
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South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me
i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me
by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025
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