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Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up 

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

University of South Dakota 

The only school in South Dakota that has a medical and law school. Home to the coyotes it is the #1 Party school in the state but also has a great amount of student success. It has the best fine arts program in the state. No one knows where it's located not even South Dakotans. It's located in Vermillion just 45 miles south of Sioux Falls. GO YOTES
Minnesota person: I want to go to college but MSU is too much
School counselor: Why not go to University of South Dakota

Minnesota person: Where is that, Brookings

Springfield, South Dakota 

I'm going to Springfield, South Dakota for the 4th of July.

Bridger South Dakota 

Bridger, South Dakota is a piece of land called a reservation. The small, rural community mostly consists of people from the Lakota tribe. The kids there make you realize that innocence is still around.

The best place to take mission trips with your church.
Bridger South Dakota is such a life changing place to visit.

Pulling a South Dakota 

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.

The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
Pulling a South Dakota by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree 

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)
Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.