Skip to main content

Pulling a South Dakota

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.

The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021
mugGet the Pulling a South Dakotamug.

South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025
mugGet the South Dakota Windmillmug.

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.
Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
mugGet the South Dakota Defribrillatormug.

South Dakota Grizzly Bear

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024
mugGet the South Dakota Grizzly Bearmug.

South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me
i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me
by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025
mugGet the South Dakota 2 Manmug.

Share this definition