Sorrytaking

The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.

Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.
Bossman: Sure thing.

by Ken Kozel March 31, 2008

Shots 'Til You're Sorry

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.

Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!

by zaux September 5, 2014

im soo sorry<3

Was said in a suicide note by some Emo kid on MySpace. It's a fad right now, and surely will be used in a lot of jokes.
www.myspace.com/jloveb
His MySpace was also hacked.

JackBeNimble Says: ok, got to go for now. im soo sorry<3 *bang*
Franky Says: ahah. Bye then.

by Faytel December 5, 2005

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

sorry bout ya

Phrase used when someone is sorry for you. Usually said after someone is sorry for something funny and not to serious.

"Yeah guys this new blackberry that you don't have has internet and I'm surfing the web now... sorry bout ya."

"Haha you are dumb man."

by tcallaway February 8, 2010

Sorry

When you arent sure what to do; or when you came off a little preachy or self centered the night before. Could also reference the emotion you have when you want something but know you cant have it. Even if you could have it, youre not sure if its just you or your imagination; how do you obtain it. Even if you did obtain it would it work out for each person.

Lancelot: I am sorry Guinivere; please show me what you want.

by drecol May 9, 2017

Sorry

When you do something wrong and you feel guilty and apologise to someone.

Emma: You really hurt me yesterday.
Delaney: I know. I am deeply, truly sorry!

by dcole8 December 9, 2009