Soccer is one of the most popular sports in the world. Its played by overpaid sissy men on a field you could land a 747 on. The goalies defend a net you could park a semi trailer in which is the hardest job on the field. Sometimes goalies are expected to stop in excess of three shots per game.
The most frequently used strategy in soccer involves lying on the the field and writhing around and crying at the smallest semblance of physical contact. Often times when no contact has even occurred but the refs weren't looking. This will get you a free shot that will probably miss the net anyways because hitting a 40 foot wide net is somehow hard.
Sure soccer players can run for extended periods of time as if that is supposed to get me to respect them. Who cares? They should try playing ice hockey where you have to skate the whole time with a lot of equipment on and can't run out of bounds like the girly soccer players. In fact I defy any soccer player to willingly jump in front of a 110 mph shot.
Soccer is also a convenient excuse to display cultural and racial intolerance in the form of riots and murder. Property damage is also usually on display before during and after a soccer match.
Because if watching a 4 hour game that ends in a 0-0 tie with 4 shots on goal between teams doesn't make you want to trample children and throw Molotov's at the police I don't know what will.
But as long as they can run around for extended periods of time most of Europeans will love it.
The most frequently used strategy in soccer involves lying on the the field and writhing around and crying at the smallest semblance of physical contact. Often times when no contact has even occurred but the refs weren't looking. This will get you a free shot that will probably miss the net anyways because hitting a 40 foot wide net is somehow hard.
Sure soccer players can run for extended periods of time as if that is supposed to get me to respect them. Who cares? They should try playing ice hockey where you have to skate the whole time with a lot of equipment on and can't run out of bounds like the girly soccer players. In fact I defy any soccer player to willingly jump in front of a 110 mph shot.
Soccer is also a convenient excuse to display cultural and racial intolerance in the form of riots and murder. Property damage is also usually on display before during and after a soccer match.
Because if watching a 4 hour game that ends in a 0-0 tie with 4 shots on goal between teams doesn't make you want to trample children and throw Molotov's at the police I don't know what will.
But as long as they can run around for extended periods of time most of Europeans will love it.
Jesus that soccer match sure was boring. I fell asleep halfway through because it's just a bunch of guys running around not doing anything. But at least it picked up with the post game race riot.
by Hartford A. Thickewhistle October 23, 2013
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soccer player: lets fake that were hurt and do our hair nice for the pussy European fans
football player: fuck you! "beats the crap out of him"
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Alternative name of football which is hated by real football fans. Used by Americans and other people who practice sad sports which they also believe to be called football (e.g GAA fans.) Those who use this word are often deserving of ridicule.
Yank: Hey dude what franchise is that shirt you're wearing?
Brit: Em it's a Liverpool Football shirt
Yank: NFL??
Brit: Na Premiership in England
Yank: Oh right, soccer man!!
Brit: Use that derogatory word again and I will rip your American testicles off ok?
Brit: Em it's a Liverpool Football shirt
Yank: NFL??
Brit: Na Premiership in England
Yank: Oh right, soccer man!!
Brit: Use that derogatory word again and I will rip your American testicles off ok?
by Double G August 8, 2006
Get the Soccer mug.A game invented by Europeans so that they have an excuse to riot. The rules are simple: Men with perms roll around on the ground faking injuries while not scoring any goals. After the game ends with a 0-0 tie (Nil-Nil for the Euros) the real stars of the game known as Hooligans begin rioting. Riots traditionally begin with flairs thrown to burn the field. Afterwards the refs are chased by the hooligans, sometimes they are caught and killed.
In the female version of soccer, women strip if a goal is actually scored.
In all forms of the game scoring is so rare that should a ball accidentally cross the goal line, the TV announcers are required to perform a primal scream for the next 30 seconds. Followed by some form of Italian Facsist salute to the crowd and the obligatory riot.
Famous soccer players include Rocky Balboa in the movie "Victory" and Mr. Slutty Spice, and Brandi Chastaham.
In the female version of soccer, women strip if a goal is actually scored.
In all forms of the game scoring is so rare that should a ball accidentally cross the goal line, the TV announcers are required to perform a primal scream for the next 30 seconds. Followed by some form of Italian Facsist salute to the crowd and the obligatory riot.
Famous soccer players include Rocky Balboa in the movie "Victory" and Mr. Slutty Spice, and Brandi Chastaham.
by MetroSexual Man April 30, 2006
Get the soccer mug.Association football, commonly known as football or soccer, is a team sport played between two teams of 11 players each. It is widely considered to be the most popular sport in the world. A ball game, it is played on a rectangular grass field, or occasionally on artificial turf, with a goal at each end of the field. The object of the game is to score by manoeuvring the ball into the opposing goal; only the goalkeepers may use their hands or arms to propel the ball in general play. The team that scores the most goals by the end of the match wins. If the score is tied at the end of the game, either a draw is declared or the game goes into extra time and/or a penalty shootout, depending on the format of the competition.
The modern game was codified in England following the formation of the Football Association, whose 1863 Laws of the Game created the foundations for the way the sport is played today. Football is governed internationally by the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), which is commonly known by the acronym FIFA. The most prestigious international football competition is the World Cup, held every four years. This event, the most widely viewed and famous in the world, boasts twice the audience of the Summer Olympics.
The modern game was codified in England following the formation of the Football Association, whose 1863 Laws of the Game created the foundations for the way the sport is played today. Football is governed internationally by the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), which is commonly known by the acronym FIFA. The most prestigious international football competition is the World Cup, held every four years. This event, the most widely viewed and famous in the world, boasts twice the audience of the Summer Olympics.
Ronaldhino is arguably the best player when it comes to soccer in the world.
Wayne Rooney is good at soccer.
Wayne Rooney is good at soccer.
by Vanishing Point June 7, 2007
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in regards to the def. from 'spikesy' (no.25)
"5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer."
-yes but they are actually running up and down a massive pitch for 90minutes straight
"6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?"
-why would europe waste their time in american football when they could be playing the real thing
"7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?"
-its logic. they're eaiser to run in and their shorts really aren't that short. the long socks are to keep the shin guards in place. and american football, whats with the tights?
"8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport."
-but it's not known around the world. why? cause its crap
"9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play."
-the only reason they don't play it is cause they suck
and dude, don't diss the europeans, majority of americans came form europe.
in regards to the def. from 'spikesy' (no.25)
"5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer."
-yes but they are actually running up and down a massive pitch for 90minutes straight
"6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?"
-why would europe waste their time in american football when they could be playing the real thing
"7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?"
-its logic. they're eaiser to run in and their shorts really aren't that short. the long socks are to keep the shin guards in place. and american football, whats with the tights?
"8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport."
-but it's not known around the world. why? cause its crap
"9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play."
-the only reason they don't play it is cause they suck
and dude, don't diss the europeans, majority of americans came form europe.
american - soccers a fag sport
european - its called football. you know why? cause we actually use our feet, not our hands. fag sport you say? we're not the ones who pile on top of eachother like a group of homosexuals
european - its called football. you know why? cause we actually use our feet, not our hands. fag sport you say? we're not the ones who pile on top of eachother like a group of homosexuals
by insomniac16 August 7, 2006
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