synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011

synchronized emoting

When a large group of people have the same reactions (to a sporting event, horror movie, cute cat video) at the exact same time without advanced planning.

"I have no idea what they were watching on her laptop, but their synchronized emoting told me that it was gross from all the gasps and 'ew's I heard."

by Cosmokitty November 7, 2011

synchronous anality

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.

Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.

by Justin DeHellovit March 5, 2014

Snunch

The most badass meal you can eat between lunch and dinner. You eat it when youre just too damn hungry to eat and you need to knock that dank hunger back into the fiery pits of Tartarus. The resulting happiness puts your day over the top and makes you feel invincible.

"Hey man, do you wanna go eat later?"

"Nah, I just ate an awesome snunch, try again later."

by Sandy the Seacrab April 14, 2014

synchronized spank

When you synchronize masturbation with someone else

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool

by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017

synchronized day dream

A day dream in which two people that are linked in some way both have. It may or may not be at the same time.

I very much prefer to view us as the madly in love couple that we really are, versus people who have a synchronized day dream.

by SweetPea 2013 September 24, 2017

Synchronpi

When porridge and weston are in sync

Weston is part ninja but acts kinda gay when the synchronpi is activated.

by Rddhhfdthbcf November 5, 2018