cack snaffler

the act of getting your vitamin e from your partners feaces.

" hello darling have you eaten today? "no?" would you like to try the cack snaffler?

by bagger92 March 23, 2010

scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

snufflefuck

getting head from an elephant

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.

by scrotie November 22, 2009

shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.

"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"

by Sheepface June 12, 2012

Snaffler

Someone who will screwover/steal from friends to enjoy his own person consumption of marijunana

"I bought a 50 bag off paddy the other day, but I only got 40 worth", "that Snaffler must have been scrouging on the bud"

by Snafflerino June 3, 2009

Snuffleupagus

A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.

Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"

Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus

by srgt splat October 30, 2010

Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009