Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

Swiss snowblower

When you shit goes all over the toilet.

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

american snowblower

When a guy fucks her in the ass and does a line of coke off her back, then after he finishes she does a line of coke off his dick

"man that party was so wild i gave Stacy an American Snowblower last night"

"Daaaaamn dude"

by TheFeralKing November 27, 2016

Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest

You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.

by eviljew85 June 21, 2018

Windsor Snowblower

When a man face fucks a woman wearing nothing but Snow-pants in the Winter on a Chesterfield so hard that cum squirts out her nose and down her face onto said snow pants

My wife is amazing, she just gave me the best Windsor Snowblower in our livingroom.

by Canadian Eh-pe January 8, 2022

Dusty Snowblower

When you blow chachi up someone's bunghole and they toot it back up your nose.

My best friend and I were bored one night and we decided to get creative. We do everything together so we tried the dusty snowblower on each other. It all was going great until he sharted a little. Pink eye sucks, but the high with my bro was worth it.

by ChimpCity September 17, 2022