Snooki's pretty sister 

A woman who is very ugly, and tans way too much.

Sara: "Have you seen the new girl? She needs to spend more time inside."

Danny: "She's Snooki's pretty sister."

Snooki's pretty sister by awesomecookies July 25, 2010

snooki'd 

To be "snooki'd" is to be sucker punched.

Word came about after Nicole Polizzi (aka "Snooki") from the MTV Hit series, Jersey Shore, got punched in the face at a bar.

John heard that Paul slept with his girlfriend, so out of nowhere John came up and snooki'd Paul's ass.

snooki'd by JoiseyGurl January 24, 2010

Snooki bomb 

When Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi randomly pops into a scene or picture that she doesn't belong in.

Did you see that episode of Jersey Shore when Snooki dances by the camera out of nowhere and totally Snooki bombs?

Snooki bomb by evilndvs November 10, 2010

snooki ball 

a baseball- like game, made by three boys in their friends basement on a saturday night, when they could have been out doing things, like mackin on bitches. named after the one and only snooki

yo, wanna be tools and play snooki ball tonite and not get any ass??

snooki ball by snookilover5 January 16, 2010

Snooki Syndrome

A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.

Look at that chick's clothes. She's come down with a serious case of Snooki Syndrome

Snooki Syndrome by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011

Snooki surprise 

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.

Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

Snooki surprise by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Snooki'd 

To be punched by a guy (only applies to girls). Was made after Nicole Polizzi from MTV's Jersey Shore was punched in the face by a drunk freeloader at a bar.

Dude, that chick got snooki'd by her boyfriend!

Snooki'd by Neverbeensnooki'd February 15, 2010