In a similar fashion to Yoghurt Weaving, a person described to be a Yoghurt Sniffer is someone who enjoys the finer, more expensive things in life. They generally have three Bentleys parked on the driveway and a getaway villa in Portugal. Most likely coined as they can often be seen in Waitrose sniffing the Skyr.
Person 1: "Aw man, I can't believe I have to work for these yoghurt sniffing weirdos. They won't touch a vegetable unless it's organic"
Person 1: "don't you just love Kensington?"
Person 2: "yes, stick your head out the window and smell the yoghurt"
Person 1: "don't you just love Kensington?"
Person 2: "yes, stick your head out the window and smell the yoghurt"
by bigmdog420 August 11, 2021
When you are driving and the person driving behind you is riding your ass, but won't pass you. AKA "Tail-Gating"
by G-Rilla August 02, 2010
When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
by Beamer from Hell September 09, 2008
by Jelly Jensen August 06, 2008
A non-literal term used to describe what guys do when one of them ditches his girlfriends to hang out with a guy friend.
Guy-"Hey Brooke, where's your boyfriend tonight? Weren't you too supposed to hang out"
Girl-"Ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends".
Guy-"He is going ball sniffing again haha".
Girl-"Yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others balls more then he hangs with me".
Guy-"You're gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you'll wake up and realize he is a complete Douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. But until then you'll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers".
Girl-"Ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends".
Guy-"He is going ball sniffing again haha".
Girl-"Yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others balls more then he hangs with me".
Guy-"You're gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you'll wake up and realize he is a complete Douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. But until then you'll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers".
by Keeper of Realness November 05, 2009
when you literally have some fat ass person mooching off you,don't work or do anything but laze around and just about eat everything in your house.Also they're up your ass all the time.
by Mitzie January 15, 2006
The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.
by IrishArbybedwetter@Jschlatt.Co September 14, 2023