Snailing About

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging

Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

snail drop

Definition of a women tea-bagging a man (sitting on his face).

I met up Deanna last night and she snail dropped me.

by HelmetHeads January 1, 2021

snailcurrency

My first and most favorite moot

snailcurrency is the best moot

by a.dumb.piece.of.pie July 2, 2021

Aggressive snail

A doggy style sex position for those who enjoy rough sex where you have the women in a head lock with your non dominant arm and pull her hair with your dominant hand riding her back like a snail shell

I threw that bitch in the aggressive snail , she finally let me hit her with the aggressive snail, thots love the aggressive snail

by Papa Nacke May 20, 2020

Sidewalk snail barrier

The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Snailure

Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.

Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"

Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."

by lil pga pro 1 May 15, 2009