The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.
by caytinator October 20, 2010
Get the smush-smush mug.A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)
A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.
by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007
Get the plum smugglers mug.When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010
Get the hefty smurfing mug.When you see someone reading smut, just assume that it's porn but with words 'cause that's what this is, except it's freaking kinky when they're doing the frickle-frackle.
Friend: what'cha reading there?
definitely not me: smut.
Friend: Which means...?
Other friend but this one is cultured: they're reading porn. Don't ask.
definitely not me: smut.
Friend: Which means...?
Other friend but this one is cultured: they're reading porn. Don't ask.
by premieredimension May 30, 2018
Get the Smut mug.In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.
by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009
Get the smurf mug."Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.
Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.
Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.
Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?
or
Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
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Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
by Rymix September 2, 2006
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