by juicycouture August 21, 2008
guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.
by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 22, 2010
Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
by Destiny at its finest January 04, 2016
"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"
by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017
The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.
Example 1)
Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....
Example 2)
Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch
Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....
Example 2)
Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch
by #ketchupsmooch November 15, 2015
(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.
by Gyron September 22, 2011