Smeasal

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

Smearplanker

A smearplanker is an individual who has a single piece of wood strapped to their feet (also referred to as a snowboard) and smears away all the fresh snow using the widest edge of their plank.

God damn smearplanker pushing all the fresh snow to the bottom of the mountain.

by ResidentPsycho February 9, 2017

smedra

She or he is Amazing talented and BEAUTIFUL. If you break his or her heart they will break your face. They make u laugh smile but when u are down u want to talk to that person.

OMG is that a Smedra

by Amazing perp January 1, 2018

Cajun smear

When someone brings home cajun rubbed wings after drinking and eats them in bed !

Keith brings home cajun rubbed wings and eats them in bed and the sheets have cajun smear all over them.

by Jay 1975 January 27, 2017

German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

Pab smear

It is an evil bitch who works with your husband who is trying to fuck him. Word made from the intials of the cocksucking cunt who this word is dedicated to

Hey, I just read an email from this bitch my husband works with....what a pab smear.

by panhandler June 18, 2010

smear the queer

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him

Hey! Give the ball to Chris!!

by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003