smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

by Austin P December 28, 2007

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

smartassness

The act of being a smart ass

people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth

by Aims318 April 11, 2005

Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

Smart-ass

What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.

Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”

Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.

by markwonder August 30, 2010

smartastic

Someone who is being a smart ass and sarcastic. Used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart ass remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. Can be used vice versa

Example 1:
Person a: Are you painting?

Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.

Example 2:

Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?

by Jedlen E. Dante October 8, 2009

Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

by vvdvla December 14, 2008