Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.

by A smart arse November 30, 2011

dorm smart

A descriptive term for a college student who turns their small dorm room into a functional, stylish, and smart place to live by combining space saving ideas with stylish, comfortable, and functional decor.

Wow girl, your dorm room has everything including space! Seriously, you’re living dorm smart.

by DormSmart Girl October 12, 2012

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

Smart Nips

When your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.

Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!

Jake: Actually, She gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.

Adam: thanks... smart Nips

by WegmansWater April 9, 2015

Sidewalk Smart

When you are slightly above being street smart.

I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.

by Froggo boi January 16, 2022

say you were smart

A phrase used when one is baffled at how something is constructed or designed or an action that defies logic or general common sense. The phrase can be extended to anything that is non-sensical in nature. The phrase can also be used by itself when observing an action that prompts one to state "say you were smart" in a bewilderment state of mind.

Say you were smart and you designed this cheese grater that rusts when you put it in the dishwasher; observing a person swim in shark infested waters might prompt someone to state "say you were smart"

by SanDiegoSoccerFan June 15, 2021

Smart

Smart: a person who looks past superficiality as means of purpose; one who makes sound judgment, uses distinct affective words to express themselves, and knows when to keep Fuc*in quiet!

When the time came to talk to the guy she had a crush on, she was smart with her tactics and thoroughly occupied his attention.

by Gloria Chavez July 14, 2009