smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

SmackBird

A badass Nashville Hot Chicken chain in North Dallas. You can order for delivery or pickup at smackbird.com

Dude!!! 🖕🏼 Popeyes! 🖕🏼 Chik Fil A! 🖕🏼 Wendy’s! 🖕🏼 anyplace that claims they have a Spicy Chicken Sangwhich!!! Smackbird is the Rooster in the Henhouse of Chicken! Villain Approved!!! PS they have banana pudding!
#thevillain #smackbirdhotchicken #northdallas #smackbird.com

(Written eloquently by one of our fans!!)

by SmackBird Hot Chicken December 8, 2020

Smack'd

A banned song from NEFFEX.
Means you're completely Fucked and full of alcohol. The party was too rough.

Jason:Yo Jimmy u guud bro?!!?!
Jimmy: YEAH I'M FUCKING SMACK'D!

by the long forgotten. April 8, 2022

Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

by Norge August 11, 2010

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

Jon Smack

The act of hitting a cart

Ay brotendo, Jon smack?

by Supreme Crowbar Nicca December 31, 2020

Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021