Slurpee Rule

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule

Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount

by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011

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Thumbs up for slurpees

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.

"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"

by JeffyMac April 2, 2009

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Slurpee

A sweet-tasting frozen drink made by continually stirring a flavored syrop at a below-freezing temperature to create a frozen, yet fluid drink. One of God's greatest gifts to humans.
Great for cooling down in the summer, but best in the winter after hockey games.

You guys want anything from Sev?
Yeah: Slurpees!

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

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slurp juice

Semen. Also some random bullshit you can pick up in the video game Fortnite.

Mmmm I sure do loving swallowing slurp juice.

Dude I picked up some slurp juice in battle royale!

by Bbdairborne October 28, 2017

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Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

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