slursed

When something is only slightly cursed, but not blessed in a way way, unlike blursed

Person A: dang, this is cursed
Person B: yeahhh but just slightly

Person A: you're right, it's slursed

by deeduck November 30, 2019

slursed

When something is only slightly cursed, but not blessed in any way, unlike blursed

Person A: dang, this is cursed
Person B: yeahhh but not really, just slightly

Person A: you're right, it's slursed

by dooduckling December 1, 2019

Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

Smurfed

When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.

by Skinflick October 29, 2020

Smurfed

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Smurfed

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

by Cazz February 10, 2021