Sounds like a Saturday night

This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.

Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.

by 00Snort00 October 18, 2012

Sounds like a u problem

When someone complains about something and you reply back with “sounds like a u problem “ and then they get annoyed

“ ahhh I can’t get my shoe on “

“Sounds like a u problem”

by Big dick deano August 27, 2019

Soundsurbator

Men are visual sexual beings where as woman are audio sexual beings. A woman who gets aroused by the sound of a man enjoying a sexual pleasure. A woman that can have an orgasm by listening to a man have an orgasm. A woman that will rub one out while listening to a man rub one out. The act a woman performs that is equal to a man jerking off while watching porn. A woman who turns on porn just to here the man cum.

I was soundsurbating to a man fucking his wife.

I listen to porn while I soundsurbate.

I am a soundsurbator and my husband is a masturbator. Sometimes he watches me cum while I listen to him cum.

I love wearing head phones while I soundsurbate. It really feels like the guy is moaning in my ear.

by NoAdultingDoneHere December 21, 2022

Slicer sounds

A depressing song that makes you want to slit your throat

Person1: ugh turn this slicer sounds off before I start slicing

by Fighting birds June 28, 2016

Sus sounds with Jackson ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○

Fun sus sounds with a 5th grader. He sometimes slurps pp.

I love sus sounds with Jackson ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○

by periodwithtrans January 29, 2023

simply sounds

A term used to describe a musical experience that is straightforward, honest, and unpretentious. Simply sounds music often features stripped-down instrumentation, raw vocals, and lyrics that are relatable and easy to understand. The emphasis is on creating an emotional connection with the listener rather than impressing them with technical skill or flashy production.

Luke: "Have you heard the new album from that indie band?"
Garry: "No, not yet. How is it?"
Luke: "It's great! They've really embraced a simply sounds approach, with simple, heartfelt songs that really hit home."

by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023

Ear sex sounds

Supernatural S.A. Town

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time

by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021