Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

Slounce

Also known as “Slut-Pouncing”
/slouns/
verb
1.

To spring or pounce suddenly so as to capture a slut

noun
1. A sudden spring or pounce to capture a slut

I think my man Micah is about to slounce on one of these thots

by Dr. Slounce February 8, 2018

slouching

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.

Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!

by Tariq Ahmed December 14, 2008

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.

"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."

by chieromancer May 17, 2011

Slouchoholic

So one who is constantly being slouchy.

Your roommates are nothin' but a bunch of slouchoholics

by Master of the Slouch July 6, 2009

stounch

stounch refers to the act of having sex. when said rapidly, it should sound like a noise one would hear from a 70's style porno.

Dude, check out that lil honey, I'd throw the stounch with that one.

stounch stounch stounch stounch

by outlaw josie whales June 4, 2016