sloan

a fricken legend who is also single for life

damn Sloan has those crispy shoes

by deletyyeety45 January 25, 2019

sloanizzle

A fly ass female whose name is Sloane...pretty much the baddest yellow bitch around hands down...some may call her sno whyte, sno, sloanie, or asain, but all notice her as she is the defintion of PHLY

Damn Sloanizzle is one fly mother shut your mouth, I wonder if people look up to her in the Dubbs.

by Sloane Noel-Johnson January 5, 2008

dirty sloan

The act of vigorously rubbing your testicles with sandpaper while listening to your flatmates clap cheeks in the kitchen, attempting to reach culmination at the same moment.

He can't be reached right now, he's doing the dirty sloan, then he'll be online.

by HomeDepotBandito March 7, 2020

Sloaning

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

by L Burr November 22, 2011

sloaney

A teenager who goes to a particularly posh private school like Stowe, Francis Holland, Westminster etc. Have a very defined style - girls usually wear dark skinny jeans, with jumpers, chunky jewellery and belts and boys wear jeans with polo shirts or layered Ts. All designer-made, of course. Hang around the King's Road, or sometimes, High St Ken/Notting Hill. Very overprotected and blue their parents' (usually Daddy's) money. Often appear in Tatler (magazine)in the party scene section.

2 (normal) people walking down the Kings Road see a sloaney on their mobile, who then sees their other sloaney friend, rushes up to them and pecks them on the cheeks french-style.

by kat1 April 30, 2006

Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

Chicken Slong

basically, a chicken with a slong , it may be impossiable but its funny and catchy to say .
A chicken with a huge penis

Used as an insult

shut up you chicken slong

by Cupofteawithwings June 16, 2010