slowering

The act of making or doing something from a faster pace to a slower pace by either a general or specific movement.
&& Gradually reduce more && more speed.

When I was riding his cock he told me that if I rode him faster he was gonna bust. So thus I began slowering my pelvic thrusting.

by Princess flawlessly gorgeous November 17, 2018

Slosher

When a woman takes it up the ass on the first date.

Rob: You hear about that Suzy Hanah?
Matt: Hello yeah, she fucked three new guys last week.

Rob: Yeah. Each one anal too.
Matt: That Suzy aint nothing but a slosher.
Rob: Word

by Gloucester Cunt September 20, 2020

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

slooser

A slooser is the word "sore" and "loser" put together. "He or She is a sore loser, gets upset anytime they lose at something and just cant shrug as fun". They get all butt hurt, hence "a slooser"

Lee shouldn't play golf with his buddy's because if he loses he always breaks someone's golf club and storms off, he's such a slooser!"

by FAWKGIRL August 15, 2016

Loser's loser

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.

by Robthanob September 23, 2014