Slonkied

The act of getting completely wasted

Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.

by Its Leslie... Leslie Chow June 19, 2011

slorkertute

A cross between a slut, whore, hooker, and prostitute. Can be used to describe all genders.

Johnny: I kinda like Abby, what do you think of her?

Lauren : I think she's a total slorkertute, don't go for that unless you want Stds

-LG

by shed-the-7th-ninja August 13, 2015

slowkey

Taking it slow like the old days instead of jumping straight into a relationship or sex while keeping it on the down low

Nigga 1: Have you fucked her yet?
Chinesechocolate: Nah, I'm keeping it slowkey

by Chinesechocolate March 29, 2016

somke wede

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt

Up for some somke wede today?

by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017

slocklock

Some random bullshit.

Slocklock is never used

by Po365wer October 21, 2019

slocklock

Some random bullshit.

Slocklock isn’t used.

by Po365wer October 21, 2019

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013