slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.
by N.P.D February 24, 2009
Get the slipper tits mug.

Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.
Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper
by KingsFullOfTwos November 01, 2010
Get the Polish Slipper mug.

Meat Slipper

A meat slipper is what a womans vagina resembles after sex. The loose, open and somewhat worn look of a vagina after sexual intercource.
"I banged that chick so hard you could have worn her pussy as a meat slipper"

"Look at the camel toe on that chick, someone turned that shit into a meat slipper!"

by Dekman August 26, 2006
Get the Meat Slipper mug.

Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.
Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.
by road dome tasty111 June 12, 2011
Get the Comfy Slipper mug.

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.
He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?
by Andy Spring May 12, 2011
Get the Slipper Pooping mug.

toss slippers

Similar to toss salad, defined as the licking and general oral pleasuring of ones anus, to toss someone's slippers is to suck upon their toes.
Man, I really miss how my third wife would toss my slippers after a long day at work, she could really toss slippers.
by DefiniteyNotBatman April 15, 2017
Get the toss slippers mug.

toby slippers

A new and unusually unattractive pair of athletic shoes. Generally, but not limited to, incorporating high-tech materials or gaudy color combinations.
Jason has just declared himself a loser by wearing those toby slippers.
by rubber meats the road March 20, 2008
Get the toby slippers mug.