tijuana slinky

a mexican hermaphrodite prostitute. it's fun for a girl or a boy.

"my cousine went to tj last weekend." "did he go to the donkey show?" "no, he bought a tijuana slinky. my cousine has always been a little weird."

by ron c the great April 8, 2010

tangled slinky

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.

Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.

by stogination October 15, 2013

Slinky Dick

The dude at PEX Summer Festival that had a slinky attached to his dick

"Look at slinky dick over there!"

by TheElectricZookeeper July 7, 2012

Slinky Slap

when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face

Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED

by Josepinapoopdosveces March 16, 2009

wagging the slinky

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others

by btezra October 28, 2002

cheapy slinky

That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."

I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!

by soulprintable October 17, 2014

slinky dinky

a really soft and elongated, crushed dick that hurts like satans man tits

me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"

by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019