Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Shobe Sliding

The act of sliding down a hill on shobe shoes to. Done in a spot where ice blocking would take place.

You get major KUDOS for what you did tonight. Your Shobe Sliding was awesome

by Anthony and Hannah January 19, 2008

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Slut Sliding

The opposite of homie hoping. This is men a male has intercourse with all the females in one friend group. This is used as a term to describe a douche bag, man hoe, player, and or fuckboy.

"Yo i was slut sliding this weekend at John's party."
"did you see trevor slut sliding this weeked "

by Kellogg's cereal May 7, 2021

Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.

When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.

by Slang sayer August 30, 2022

shinding

To have a party with a bunch of inbreads

Hey Ma, party is down here, get off the dang roof

by Joe April 19, 2004

Slinging crack juice

The act of illegally selling containers of concocted alcoholic beverages usually consisting of the cheapest vodka that can be purchased and dollar store powdered juice mix at parties, tailgates, picnics, concerts, street corners, parks, bbq's & under viaducts.

Person 1: "Dude is your brother an alcoholic, what's w/ all the empty Popov bottles?"

Person 2: " Nah man he got laid off, I think he's back to slinging crack juice again"

Person 1: "Damn that's kinda sad"

Person 2: "Dude, it's a recession"

by jaserra August 2, 2009