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Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater 

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.
I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!
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pulled a Slater

To quit your job by telling a customer what you really think, and saying “It’s been great” as you make your exit. The exit may or may not include an emergency chute and 2 beers.
After the obnoxious man came back and threw his order on the counter shouting at me, I picked up his drink and threw it in his face, started eating his dessert, and yelled “It’s been great” as I walked away. I basically pulled a Slater on his ass.
pulled a Slater by t4r185 August 11, 2010

Frankie Slater 

The act of sex, vaginal, oral or anal with your ex boyfriend (so, Your man) in his new 'girlfriend's' home, car, or place of employment.
I'm gettin my Frankie Slater on tho!
Frankie Slater by Rick shaw December 22, 2014

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan 

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A.C. Slater 

Taking a dump on the toilet opposite from the traditional way. Its named after A.C. Slater from Saved By The Bell for the way he used to sit in his chair backwards.
When someone walked in on me while I was taking a dump while sitting backwards on the toilet, I casually explained that I was just AC Slatering it up, just like A.C. Slater sat in Saved By The Bell
A.C. Slater by Kyle Berry January 13, 2008

Paul Slater 

GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable
Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"

That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.

"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."

"I don't," I protested. "I--"

But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.

-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot

We love Paul Slater

-Pfcers
Paul Slater by hellonicious July 7, 2006

A.C. Slater 

Taking a dump facing the opposite direction on the toilet. AC Slater from "Saved By The Bell" was known for sitting backwards in his chairs, so one only naturally assumes this was also how he pooped.
I took an A.C. Slater so I could rest my laptop on the back of the toilet and watch a movie. It was incredible.
A.C. Slater by JJKOOLKID May 17, 2011