Slapologize

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)

Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.

by PearlFly January 28, 2013

Slappy Cup Death Round

Slappy Cup Death Round is an intense round of the drinking game Slappy Cup. Find an ally, replace the typically plastic cups with glassware, and get to slapping.

Tips: Wear closed toes shoes, don't expect any of the glassware to survive the round, and seek out a homeless person in the ally to record because as you can imagine, death rounds are epic. Be kind, pick up the pieces.

Official Slappy Cup Rules here.

When Ashley slapped the shit out of Sara's cup and it shattered all over the ally everyone screamed, "SLAPPY CUP DEATH ROUND"

by YOLO 90 March 11, 2013

Slappy Chinner

When a you are getting oral from someone and start fucking them in the mouth so hard, the balls start hitting their chin.

Guy: Man, last night I was out with Melanie and we did the slappy chinner.

by Lando Pepper July 23, 2014

Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator May 30, 2012

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011