Slumper

The police scanner reference to a person slumped over in a vehicle, often times overdosed, or just texting.

There’s a slumper in the Walmart parking lot in a black pickup.

by mattlovesjen February 22, 2025

Skimperop

When you have medication that is expired and you’re not sure if you should take it.

I’m really Skimperop about this Benadryl

by Thetelecorn May 17, 2025

Cheap Skimper

A general term used to describe the person at fault when an immediate gratification is not delivered according to plan.

A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.

Me: "My fries aren't in the bag! I do NOT feel like going back there..."

You: "That cheap skimper!"

by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011

Cunt stumper

Bumps on a cooch otherwise known as krabs

Fuck you little cunt stumper

by That waffle June 5, 2018

Bumber Skrumper

means they are a pain in the ass

Josh: Your such a Bumber Skrumper
Teacher: Ok Joshy (Cleary doesn't know the meaning)

by NaeNaeFaubert March 27, 2019

Grumpy Stumper

A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.

"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."

by Exotrine August 1, 2025

Cunt slumper

One who unequivocally slumps cunts. I e from the top down from inside out.

Daayyyuumm. That ninja straight hooked that sloot and ruined the perks of the vag. What a cunt slumper

by HeyuSpark November 26, 2025