curb situation 

A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.

I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:

Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"

curb situation by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007

flamingo situation 

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.

Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?

flamingo situation by anagramman June 2, 2009

Conversation Hostage Situation 

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off

Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!

Conversation Hostage Situation by Merrgear August 13, 2021

Overlapsation Situation

When one car parks over the line in a parking lot forcing all of the other acrs to park over the line.

Man, I got a ticket for parking on the line of a handicapped spot.

Did you show the cop that there was an overlapsation situation?

Overlapsation Situation by cardude720 May 8, 2009

The Situation 

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

The Situation by kidlou December 20, 2010

Coldwater Situation 

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.

Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.

Coldwater Situation by wegmans October 15, 2016

Sausage situation 

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

Sausage situation by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008