Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

by God December 12, 2004

Alicia Simmons

A girl who got known pretty much for the fact that she's engaged to Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance.

She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.

She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.

I don't understand why Alicia Simmons has fans.

by srsly yo September 15, 2008

Ben Simmons

a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins

Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.

by thephillygoat November 29, 2017

Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

Nick Symmonds

Sexiest runner alive!
800 meter olympian for the US 2008 Olympics

OMG Nick Symmonds will you marry me?

by fdjskajfsadj February 17, 2009

Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005