matt simmons is a dilf
by graysgublr April 02, 2021
a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world
wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller
by beachsidebum09 November 05, 2006
by whotle August 19, 2009
Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.
by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019
Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
by zack mellinger October 23, 2008
Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
by Elijah Simmons December 30, 2017
An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.
by Jenna Samuels July 18, 2005