Shmister

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.

Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"

by surfrat96 November 15, 2011

Simi

A heart-warming individual who elegantly displays large amounts of comfort and adoration to those around her. Comfortable to be around as well as easy to communicate with containing similar attributes to that of a goddess. Includes flawless features, immaculate personality and an everlasting beautiful soul. In other words, Simi = perfection.

Happy Valentines Day Simi

by mybobolosh February 14, 2022

Semisexual

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.

Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

Simi Valley

referring to the location in Southern California of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to pass tthe time away

lets go to the regal, nevermind, that would be so Simi Valley

by melikeshiny June 17, 2005

similaic onomatopadjective

A part of speech that combines a simile(comparison using "like" or "as"), a onomatopoeia(word that imitates a sound), and an adjective(describes a noun). Relates a quality of something while denoting a sound associated with that thing.

"Wow, did you see that silver Corvette, it was like VROOM!" (VROOM would be the similaic onomatopadjective in this case)

by Roatha March 9, 2005

SIMI VALLEY

Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.

That beaner actin like a G left Simi the other day. He got shot for actin hard in the valley.

by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

Simile

When a person gives you such an annoying grin you just want to punch them in the face.

A definition your teacher will rage at.

He has a simile

by H4k0rz June 24, 2018