Simarjot

A short cricket loving man always the best in maths and loves to boast about it , however in real life he has no friends

Did you see that guy simarjot always cocky about his maths

by shukr April 28, 2021

Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

shmirk

A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.

"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"

by [Noah M] December 29, 2011

Samir Show

The Samir Show is a stupid trendy show run by Jessica.com, Samir is a stupid evil person and Jessica is also a stupid person under Samir's control, Lizzy is a weirdo, and Dut Pattel is a dumbfuck.

Person 1: I watched Samir Show last night
Person 2: Was it bad?
Person 1: Yes, its retarded.

by freshsamir June 6, 2019

Samirah

an extremely pretty female who is intelligent, is obsessed with Netlflix and romance novels, and is extremely anxious but the best friend you could possibly ask for

i wish i was samirah:(
Samirah is so pretty!

by susan mcfart April 1, 2021

Semir

Semir is a Bosnian—Turkish— and Arabic name meaning holy, loyal and true companion.

A Semir is an interesting cute guy who likes to hang out and have a nice time with friends. He is charming and loyal and truthful to his family and friends. He enjoys socializing and being a freak sometimes.

“Yo, Semir’s lookin cooked!

“For sure!”

by Lekiiii November 23, 2021

saimir shogun

an amazing person who has the best youtube and twitch and he has the best taste in anime (one piece)

damn that nigga saimir shogun is down right amazing

by nigwards left testie October 16, 2022