Silent Jerk

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009

silent slut

A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.

Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.

by SHWANGG September 20, 2006

Sleeping On Silent

When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.

Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?

Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.

by TJromanowski February 15, 2009

Silent Abraham

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”

Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!

by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 20, 2020

Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

silent stalker

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah

by Big EE November 4, 2004

Silent but deadly

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD

Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.

by King Shit January 16, 2003