fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

Sidewayzed

When a big truck pulls another truck sideways, just to prove it is bigger and better.

Yo I'll tow your shit sidewayz or I heard you got sidewayzed.

by rancidkid1020 April 17, 2011

slidewayz

the word a moron uses to describe that they where screeching side ways in a vehicle

i was getting on the onramp and i was like vvvvvvrrrrmmm eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr and my truck got slidewayz

by That Irish Dude May 3, 2008

Sideways eagle

Is when a woman is on her back and a man is on his side horizontally facing her with one of her legs in between his and the other is on his shoulder.

"I can hardly walk." "Why's that?" " I was doing the sideways eagle last night."

by theonlycaptain September 19, 2009

sideways sanchez

After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick

Lemme get a sideways sanchez

by dr. perfect at everything November 22, 2011

Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar May 24, 2018

sideways 69

When you want to bring the steam to your bedroom game by preforming 69 with your partner, on your sides.

Girl 1: Omg I heard he was certified in sideways 69!

Girl 2: yeah he got his training from Vance octane!

Sup girl do u wanna sideways 69 tonight?

by Jenna_Taila May 11, 2020