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sidewinders

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?
What are sidewinders
by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011
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sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
by Tom September 23, 2005
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sidewinder2112

That one gay fag that t-bags u when u die on ark,and he rapes u in mincraft xxx
Oh come on sidewinder2112
by That une got September 30, 2017
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Sidewiper

someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
by Zen Leon April 5, 2010
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the sideliner

Wanking it on the sidelines of a football field in front of the cheer leaders!
Doug was jerkin' it in front of the cheer leaders, he was doing the sideliner
by stevebloodcuh January 7, 2017
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Sidewinding

The action of avoiding a promise that has been made beforehand by shifting the conversation topic to something else. To squirm out of a deal.
Mary promised Ben ten bucks on Friday for his broken water bottle but when Ben approached her about it she tried sidewinding her way out of paying him back
by Angry_Burmese July 3, 2014
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Sidewhinner

A female friend, usually of lesser physical appeal, accompanying her attractive girlfriend in a social situation, like a bar or a dance hall. Will try to take down any approaching males hitting on her hot companion with negative, sarcastic or sometimes poisonous comments or remarks. It's the negative counterpart of the Wingman.
'Hey bro, check out the hottie at 9 o'clock. I think I'll invite her for a drink!'
'Yeah, we'd better watch out though. Looks like she's with a sidewhinner.'
by tbtorro July 20, 2018
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